Parklawn Lawnparkway St.

It seems like every time I leave the house, I notice something. For example, today I left the house for a while and I noticed that my neighbor seems to be parking on his front lawn again. He has a perfectly good, long driveway, yet he seems to insist on parking his little car on the grass. It's kind of perverse, if you think about it. There's this big driveway completely empty of cars, and he goes out of his way to drive over the little lawn edging and park on the grass. It's like he thinks his car is some kind of resting dog. I don't like that.