I have discovered the worst flavor

Okay, so imagine that you were up late the night before, and you had a cigarette with a friend, but you're not used to cigarettes, and then you went to bed kind of dehydrated. Then you slept in a little bit and woke up with dry morning mouth and kind of a stomach ache, so you chugged a shot of mint-flavor Mylanta.

That mixture creates the worst flavor. You might want to try seeing if you can arrange it sometime.